Me: You know. We really should start thinking about keeping these little jars that the First Foods come in. They could be useful [goes about screwing and unscrewing babyfood jar lid as if to demonstrate "usefulness"]
Him: Define "useful."
Me: Weeeeelll. For instance. We could use these jars to put Homemade Baby Food in. You know. Stuff we make ourselves. I mean, how hard can it be? To puree some carrots and stuff.
I have a thing. For pureeing....
Him: [stares intently at this Strange Woman]
Me: Sling these chicken nuggets in the microwave will you?