1.09.2007

And when I said "I lost all my pregnancy weight already..."


Uh. Yeah. When I said that, I should have added "From this pregnancy." The extra 10-15 (uhm, 20?) pounds that attached themselves to my stomach, thighs, and bottom? They decided to stick around for the ride. Well, you know what they say, "nine months in, ninety fucking years out." or somethin'

Still chomping on the chocolate. I am now moved on to the Ferrero Rocher. I did not know of Ferrero's existence until yesterday when I open a cabinet in my dining room, and there he was--all those glistening golden balls untouched. (excuse me while I take a moment to crack myself up).

Seriously. How many Ferrero Rochers can you fit in your mouth?

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Now that is an intriguing question. I might have to go out and buy some just to find out. Sigh. The things I do for blogging...

ozma said...

A lot.

This is good. You are making your baby so happy. And he's going to have a lifelong yen for chocolate.

Anonymous said...

Are they in an oblong box, or one of those big flat boxes? I *heart* the little oblong boxes as they're so delightful for housing bits of tat and rubbish. I really should finish up the ten or so Ferrero that are left from Christmas so that I can have a new home for some new tat and rubbish.

Anonymous said...

mmmmmmmmmm wish I had some chocolate right now......mmmmmmmmmmm ferrero rocher......mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

K said...

14. Don't ask.

Woman with kids said...

That depends. Am I alone in the house, or are there boys rapidly advancing on my room where the chocolates and I are hidden? Because if there's a need, then I'm sure I can fit the entire case. ...Not that I'd know or anything.

Oh, The Joys said...

You'll have to hussle over to Mom-O-Matic and join the future milf's I guess...

binkytown said...

I've never tried to stuff a whole bunch in my mouth but I know from experience it doesn't take long to eat a whole box in succession. I hope that's useful for you to know.

doow said...

Damn it, why was I anonymous? I wanted the world to know that I loved little oblong boxes.

Jill Urbane, The Mentor Mom said...

I had never had any of the "golden balls" that you describe until this year having received a box as a gift. I was able to fit four golden balls in my mouth at once which, of course, doesn't come near k's 14. I like to limit the number of balls I consume so as not to compromise the experience :)

Elizabeth said...

More importantly, how many miles do I have to walk to burn off the calories from the golden balls of deliciousness? (heh)

Meena said...

Oh, man, I have about 6 of those left. Damn MIL bought me a container of them. So good. I try to pace myself, so never more than one ball in the mouth at a time. :-)

Marmite Breath said...

The kids got a three-pack each in their stockings from my MIL. I immediately took them and replaced them with inferior (in my mind, but to the kids, perfectly equal M&Ms) sweets and ate the Ferrero. And if that makes me wrong, I don't wanna be right.
Also, if you ever have the chance to try the Italian chocolates called Baci, do it! They are like Ferrero Rocher, but better.
And now, I am badly craving chocolate and there's only some stupid WW carrot cake in the freezer. Can you eat baking chocolate?

Shoshana said...

Seriously, if you can chomp on it fast enough, you can fit 5.

Of course, I wouldn't know anything about it because I don't eat chocolate.





I inhale them, like air!