12.01.2006

A Very Brief Glimpse Into My Insanity...

Last week some luverly friends delivered a luverly gift basket from Zingermans' uber-deli of the mid-west, nay, The World. Included in the gift basket were several luscious brownies (eaten) coffee cake (eaten) cheeses (eaten) salamis (eaten). (No not all by me...just mostly).

Only remaining is this item:

Let me hasten to add that this is a chocolate cigar. It is not for smoking.

Then Why Oh Why have I left this item untouched in the basket? Because Cigars are for Boys, that's why. This was not a conscious decision on my part. It's only today when husband asked me if I was going to eat it, and I asked "would you mind?" that I realized that I am not firing on all cylinders, ifyouknowwhatImean... "Would you mind if I ate your cigar? Will your manhood not be insulted? Is it *natural* for me to eat that thing. mmmm. I don't know..." (that all sounded way more phallic that I intended, which was not at all, actually.)

Must go, I've got some eating to do (and I'll thank you for refraining from the Monica jokes, k?....Cripes. I am grossing myself out with this post entirely too much)

15 comments:

sweetney said...

WAAAH! damn you and your zingermans! sniff. ZINGERMANS, I MISS YOU!

oh yeah, and you too, joy. i guess.

sigh.

Anonymous said...

It's an interesting study in gender and objects, for certain.

Random Impressions said...

Hmm... My take is that after the travails of birth giving, anything remotely phallic would give you the heebie jeebies - only natural

mothergoosemouse said...

My guess is that all the testosterone running rampant in your home has altered your brain chemistry.

neva said...

eat first, ask questions later, Joy. i'm sure i read that somewhere (but certainly not in any transcripts related to Bill and/or Monika)

i miss you, too. although, it's apparently of my own doing, since i haven't been by much lately (hey, you just had a baby, what made me think you'd actually want to post, let alone have the TIME??)

hope all is well with you and your BEAUTIFUL family!! xoxox

sunshine scribe said...

You crack me up. Eat the cigar sister.

MrsFortune said...

Wow. Zingerman's. What I wouldn't give for a loaf of their bread right now. I assume you ate that, too? :-)

Mom101 said...

Ceci n'est pas un chocolate?

Look, it's all the same when you're dunking it into a jar of Superchunk Skippy. I say go for it.

Anonymous said...

mmmmmmmmmm chocolate

The cigar bit wouln't even have registered with me!

Anonymous said...

I'm with Birchsprite... don't really care what shape it's in so long as it's chocolate. Enjoy!

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