as if yesterday's sign was not warning enough....
Against my better judgement, I am adding an addendum to yesterday's post about Dragon Tails. Hubs insists on it, even though, errr, well, you'll see...
[14:59] light of my life: your blog readers are coming away
with some very peculiar ideas about me. i think you'd better intercept and give them my lyrics for Noddy: "he'll fight you to the death ... he'll steal your last breath ..."
[14:59] me: i did think about an addendum about how scaly my legs are
[15:00] me: and that my dragon tail was removed at birth
[15:00] light of my life: that won't help. one said i was corrupting ...
[15:03] light of my life: i just think my Noddy song represents me in a friendlier light
[15:03] light of my life: For some reason, i prefer homicidal to horny
[15:03] me: yes, but it's less well-known. [referring to Noddy theme song--perhaps supressing alarming revelation above...]
[15:04] me: but feel free to send me the whole lyrics, and I'll see what i can do
[15:06] light of my life:
make way for Noddy, he'll fight you to the death, he'll steal your last breath.
make way for Noddy, with his sword he'll run you through.
with hatred, and violence, and a penchant for dismay,
Noddy's here to stay!!!!!!
[15:06] me: oh, and THAT"s not going to give people ideas about you
[15:06] light of my life: but it goes so well with the tune. the dragon tales thing was too easy
[15:07] me: i'll get emails for women's shelter contacts
[15:07] light of my life: but if they know Noddy, they will think it's funny
[15:07] light of my life: cuz he's such a pussy
[15:07] me: hmmm. alright, but mainly I need to air out the "I prefer homicidal to horny" declaration...
[15:08] light of my life: don't we all?
[15:08] me: uhm. yes?
[15:08] light of my life: after all, i am a mere caricature in their minds ... one must keep up my representations
No, I'm all right. Really, I'm OK. Seriously.