5.23.2006

as if yesterday's sign was not warning enough....


Against my better judgement, I am adding an addendum to yesterday's post about Dragon Tails. Hubs insists on it, even though, errr, well, you'll see...

[14:59] light of my life: your blog readers are coming away
with some very peculiar ideas about me. i think you'd better intercept and give them my lyrics for Noddy: "he'll fight you to the death ... he'll steal your last breath ..."
[14:59] me: i did think about an addendum about how scaly my legs are
[15:00] me: and that my dragon tail was removed at birth
[15:00] light of my life: that won't help. one said i was corrupting ...
[15:03] light of my life: i just think my Noddy song represents me in a friendlier light
[15:03] light of my life: For some reason, i prefer homicidal to horny
[15:03] me: yes, but it's less well-known. [referring to Noddy theme song--perhaps supressing alarming revelation above...]
[15:04] me: but feel free to send me the whole lyrics, and I'll see what i can do
[15:06] light of my life:
make way for Noddy, he'll fight you to the death, he'll steal your last breath.
make way for Noddy, with his sword he'll run you through.
with hatred, and violence, and a penchant for dismay,
Noddy's here to stay!!!!!!

[15:06] me: oh, and THAT"s not going to give people ideas about you
[15:06] light of my life: but it goes so well with the tune. the dragon tales thing was too easy
[15:07] me: i'll get emails for women's shelter contacts
[15:07] light of my life: but if they know Noddy, they will think it's funny
[15:07] light of my life: cuz he's such a pussy
[15:07] me: hmmm. alright, but mainly I need to air out the "I prefer homicidal to horny" declaration...
[15:08] light of my life: don't we all?
[15:08] me: uhm. yes?
[15:08] light of my life: after all, i am a mere caricature in their minds ... one must keep up my representations


No, I'm all right. Really, I'm OK. Seriously.

14 comments:

neva said...

i promise not to ask you for any details regarding the impetus for that second pregnancy of yours. but, um... have you two kids ever considered... counseling? (just saying...)

actually, i'm glad to know that even tho' the "light of your life" doesn't want you to reveal too much about him, he will let you write about his penchant to create "interesting" song lyrics! clearly a man of mystery, with a great sense of humor! (and/or irony.)

Mom101 said...

Oh my lord do I like you two! I think the four of us would get together and there would be much laughing and analyzing and talking over one another, and it would be good.

zeldafitz said...

ON MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!! Noddy!!!!!!!!! Man that just brought back a flood of memories. That have of course now been irreversably sullied....

Hi-larious.

sunshine scribe said...

The man cracks me up!! But Noddy?!? Whoa

mothergoosemouse said...

I haven't heard anyone mention Noddy in years. I like the song. Light of your life's version, I mean.

Elizabeth said...

I am very scared of Noddy now. He looks deranged. I assume the other show you're talking about is Dragon Tales, right? I like that show! My son dressed up as one of the dragons for Halloween one year, and he wore the costume every day for about a month afterwards.

macboudica said...

I have always thought the crazier the dad, the better. Crazy in a good, fun way, that is. More playful, etc. It sounds like you husband is great fun/daddy material that way.

Mocha said...

All it really took was for your husband to say pussy for me to like him. Making up inappropriate lyrics helps, too.

toyfoto said...

Uhm ... I think I'm in lurv ... with both of you.

Anonymous said...

That was....awesome. I'm so glad that I'm not the only one whose hubby makes up wierd-ass songs. He had one heavy metal one called "Hell at the Sizzler" that was a big fave of his and once at a very uptight Thanksgiving dinner at the inlaws his grandad mentioned sizzler, victor hummed a bat to me and I LOST IT. I got caught in a giggle loop so bad I had to leave the table.

~Jenny
http://blogs.chron.com/mamadrama/

bubandpie said...

This is the problem with letting the husband know about the blog ... because there's no way he'll ever be satisfied with the accuracy of his depiction. At least your hubby is making the best of it, choosing his preferred form of caricature. I am in awe of the bloggers who manage to keep their blogging selves away from the spouse, though. I would think that, by definition, most bloggers are secret-tellers, rather than secret-keepers. I know I am (and I'm lucky to have a husband who's okay with the fact that when privacy and girl-talk conflict, it's the girl-talk that wins every time).

debbie said...

i HATE noddy! ugh, he creeps me out! but i do like your hub's song. man, we're a twisted lot, aren't we? heh.

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Anonymous said...

why you wrote those lyrics? my little brother loves noddy!