thanks mom-101 for reminding me of something in vital need of sharing with my american cohorts:
fanny = front bottom NOT back bottom. (as you can see, this distinction is quite important)
remember this, as mom 101 says, when you find yourself in harvey nicks with some sales person looking disdainfully down her noise at you. and be sure to say in a loud voice, "oh, you think I mean VAGINA." and then, please also say "you can cut the attitude, lady. you only work in shop you know"*
*who said that last part first?